The Many Jobs of Maxwell Smart

If Maxwell Smart had a LinkedIn profile, what would it look like? What experience would he have? Do we really want to know this? The following is a list of covers and bogus occupations that Agent 86 held while working at Control.

*Now, that is a Dancer!* *Max the Electrician* "The Bum" Max the Jealous -er Chauffer *Prince Max?* *Friz Braun -dedicated German scientist* *Maxwell Smart a.k.a. the fifth Beatle. Would you believe sixth?* *Flamenco dancers, Conchita and Conchata* Major Kessler -the Beast of the East	Job Description	Episode
	A student	School Days
	Ballet Dancer	Our Man In Leotards
	Electrician	Our Man In Leotards
	Doctor	Satan Place; A Man Called Smart (parts 2&3); Tequila Mocking Bird; Physician Impossible
	Bum	Double Agent
	Gardener	Kisses for Kaos; What's it All About, Algie?
	Chauffer	Kisses for Kaos
	Pool Hustler	The Dead Spy Scrawls
	A Colonel	All in the Mind
	A Kaos Agent	Stake out on Blue Mist Mountain; Cutback at Control
	Newspaper Critic	Hubert's Unfinished Symphony
	A Mannequin	Shipment to Beriut
	A Swimming Trainer	Last One in is a Rotten Spy
	Safe Cracker	Maxwell Smart Alias Jimmy Ballantine
	A Reporter	The Greatest Spy on Earth
	A Restoration Artist	Bronzefinger
	Beauty Pageant Judge	The Girls From Kaos
	A Prince	The Man From Yenta
	Construction Worker	Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho
	Scientist	Pussycats Galore
	Flamenco Dancer	Viva Smart
	Gangster	That Old Gang of Mine; The Secret of Sam Vittorio
	Biker	The Mild Ones
	A King	The King Lives; To Sire With Love (parts 1 &2)
	A Hippie	The Groovy Guru
	Waiter	Don't Look Back
	Bodyguard	99 Loses Control
	An Ice Cream Man	The Hot Line; Strike While the Agent is Hot
	A Ping-Pong Champ	Die Spy
	A Trumpet Player	The Impossible Mission
	A Charlie Chaplin Impersonator	The Impossible Mission
	Santa Claus	A Tale of Two Tales
	Spy School Instructor	A Tale of Two Tales
	A Navy Ensign	Temporarily Out of Control
	An Actor	Hooray for Hollywood
	Window Washer	Absorb the Greek
	A Truck Driver	Shock it to Me
	A former SS officer	The Not So Great Escape (part 1)
	A Pianist	Pheasant Under Glass
	Customs Official	Valerie of the Dolls
	A Prospector	The Treasure of C. Errol Madre
	Armored Truck Driver	The Treasure of C. Errol Madre; Do I Hear a Vaults?
	Sound Effects Man (that's a Foley Artist)	Moonlighting Becomes You
	An Animal Trainer	The Apes of Wrath
	A Janitor	Age Before Duty
	A Valet	How Green Was My Valet
	Greeting Card Salesmen^*	Snoopy Smart vs the Red Baron, And Baby Makes Four, et. al.

* Max's general cover was that he was a greeting card salesmen for the Pontiac Greeting Card company. This cover, used in numerous episodes, probably wouldn't have paid him enough money for salami on a Sunday.

I have omitted: Smart appearing in a Chicken Suit, the time he lied to his relatives about working in a shoe store, his stint as a female mourner, the many missions where he pretended to be Bogart, his experience as a prisoner, the times he posed as a vacationer, and when he dressed up as Hitler.

Playing Hitler won't cut it on the job market ->

Winner(s) of the Honorable Mention award (would you believe "Participant"?): In Survival of the Fattest, Max claims he is the following: an oil company president, a calling card manufacturer, a toy manufacturer, and a munitions manufacturer. Unfortunately, Mary Jack Armstrong didn't put much stock in Mr. Smart's resume.

Fun Fact: Max's most frequent chore was that of a doctor. With that in mind, would he make an outstanding addition to the medical staff on General Hospital? Uh... Diagnosis Murder?

Did I miss anything? If I did, drop me an at big_beatles_fanATyahoo.com (change AT to @ cause we don't do spam bots here.)